When a girl is getting raped she’s supposed to yell “Fire” because supposedly nobody answers to “Rape”… Well I don’t know who figured this out and put it into action but they are fucking morons. What is the first thought that crosses your mind when you hear someone yell “Fire!!”? Well I know for me my first thought is “I need to get the fuck out of here as quickly as possible.”

They should definitely come up with something that the masses of the USA would answer to most of the time, something like “OMG, Desperate Housewives is getting canceled!” Then the majority of people all around would run up and be like “What?! Nooo… Life is now meaningless. Oh, You’re getting raped, I guess I’ll help.” And they wouldn’t even want to help, but now they feel obligated.

I guess I haven’t really thought about the subject of rape a whole lot but if you’re going to rape someone why would you make sure they are in screaming distance of someone else anyways? And at that point, does it really matter what you yell, some nosey bastard is bound to come check it out, as most people are all up in other peoples business. I think just random yells and gurgley noises would be sufficient in most cases.

By the way, I, for one, would not answer to someone who yelled “rape”… Unless, of course, I had a video camera. Call me sick, but I’m the one who’ll be making lots of internet dollars. So There.