So lately I feel like my sense of humor has been regressing a bit. It’s not like I giggle every time I hear the word “pencil” because it’s another word for cock, but it’s probably not too far off from going back to that point. I’ll give you a for instance.

Mr. Manhole is a company that advertises with us and I found the name so funny that I had to try to get some sort of paraphernalia with their name on it. Not only that, but I also feel obligated to laugh every time someone says the name around the office and make a manhole related joke at least twice daily. I also try to call someone a “manhole inspector” as often as possible without getting sexual harassments charges pressed on me. It’s really weird though because we also work with a company named Beaver Squeezers and you’d think that’d be funnier, but for some reason to me it isn’t. And yes, that is a Dwight bobblehead from The Office, just to prove that I still have a good, normal sense of humor….

Immature Humor Evidence #2

Yes, that is me with a seemingly huge horse-like cock, or at least that was the joke around the office after this picture was taken. Somehow everyone thought it would be brilliant to make fun of me for having a big penis. Ouch, you got me, guys. Not only does it look like I have a huge penis, but I also think I look terrible in the picture. I pleaded with my boss to let me take the picture with my shirt off so I could feature my two best attributes, my unbelievable pecs and rock hard abs, but sadly she didn’t oblige, so I retaliated by adding a whole new level of sexiness.

At least this isn’t the first time a pants tent has caused problems…

Tags: Manhole, Pants Tent