Being a very successful and extremely popular internet blogger person (allegedly), I like to keep up to date on a little thing I like to call web site statistics. The main thing I like to look at is where I’m getting my web traffic from, like sites and google searches. Well, ever since I started this little blog I’ve noticed an extremely hot and sexy trend and one reason for me to be crazed with paranoia.

While perusing my world wide websites statistacals I noticed that every couple of days I get someone stumbling across my website by googling “Josh Scanlan”. While this may seem obvious and not a big deal, it actually is. Sorta. You see, I often times apply for new jobs in places like Las Vegas, Seattle, and anywhere but fucking Iowa. This is when it dawned at me that if potential employers were to Google my name, which they often do, and read just one of my “cock” and “fuck” laden blogs I’m pretty much cock fucked out of a potential good employment situation. This blog is effectively ruining my future (hint: send me bundles of money please).

There is also another paranoia that I might as well delve into right now. This other paranoia I have realized from day one and it seems to grow more intense with every potential blog idea I have. A bunch of people from my work place, including my boss, read this blog on a regular basis. Uh-Ohs! In fact, numerous potential blogs in my mental hopper, that I can’t write about currently because I may get fired or stoned by my co-workers. It’s a pretty miserable situation all together.

Now that I have the paranoia out of the way let’s get to the hot, erotic sexiness that I eluded to earlier. As I mentioned before, I can tell what people type into search engines to get to my site. Some of them make sense. Others, however, are nothing less than a very pleasant and erection inspiring surprise. Here are just some of the things people have Googled to come across my site in the last month or so:

• fucking in vegas
• white trash and mexicans in vegas
• boy was fucked his anti
• home fuck stairs guy woman
• penis shoots
• secret of fucked up facials how is there so much
• wife fucking in las vegas
• fuck my wife las vegas
• porn horoscope
• man fuck a female dog pictures
• white trash cock
• philippino vagina
• i let my male dog fuck me for the 1st time
• is it normal to have thoughts of killing?

Wow, I didn’t realize that I ran such sexual love fest of a blog! By the looks of it a lot of people want to have relations with other peoples white trash wives, and pets in Las Vegas and then murder them. Had I known this two months ago I would have had a different kind of Vegas trip entirely.

Tags: Search, Statistics