The last couple weeks my creativity and attention span have been completely shot. I sit at my computer almost nightly, staring at a blank screen not knowing what to write about. I think I need a life vacation. It’s kind of dark and ridiculous but I’d like to die for about a week, and then wake up… Wait… I think they have a word for that, a coma… Yeah, I’ll take one of those. Either that or a completely empty beach, devoid of all life besides me and a hot chick who does nothing but blow me. That’d be nice.

Either way, I think I’m losing my fucking mind. There are a lot of things about work that I want to talk about on here but I can’t really do that because of the fact that many people from there read my blog, including my boss. That will make for a fantastic blog somewhere down the road when I quit or get fired.

I did get an Ask Josh question that I really can’t answer. It’s from my friend who was with me during the whole incident explained in the “Cops Are Bored/Lame” blog. It says:

i just wanted to ask you, if i give you ten dollars extra if you can have your thirteen year old friends buy me some jack and coke… thanks

Well played sir… Well played… Remember to submit questions to “Ask Josh” a lot!

Also, it’s been a semi-busy week over at the “Official Fuck Around Site for JoshScanlan.com” kerbink! It’s updated daily (or so) and you must check it out. Here are some links to my favorite posts from this week:

What’s dead and rolling around?

Japanese commercial filled to the brim with awesomeness…

Hilarious quote from comedian Steven Wright.

I’m also on the search for a new website theme for this place. The current one feels a little to…umm…not…good? It feels cluttered with ugliness and nothingness. So that’s happening. I’ll be back to my regular blog posting schedule soon I’m sure, and if I don’t I’ll take down the blog and turn this place into my own personal nude modeling site… Well sort of, it’ll basically just be an enlarged picture of my scrotal arena. The sad thing is, if I did do that my web traffic would quadruple…